Sptizergate

Eliot Spitzer, a ruling class career politician, recently resigned because it was discovered that he was hiring prostitutes from an escort service and may have been involved in money laundering and/or using taxpayer money to fund his "addiction" (as Bill Clinton might call it).

I have four words for people who were surprised or outraged by this and they were all in the first sentence; RULING CLASS CAREER POLITICIAN.

Which part was not clearly understood?

And don't start with your "Sheriff of Wall Street" crap, either! Sheriffs don't pretend to slap the bad guys around, negotiate a slap on the wrist and then accept campaign donations at the other end.

All RULING CLASS CAREER POLITICIANS are very bad people who do not, in any way, represent working people. Wake up! Vote for real human beings.

If you have trouble at nay point in deciding which candidates are "real" and which ones aren't, please feel free to use my handy dandy test;

Do they have a little (d) or a little (r) after their names?

If the answer is yes, the odds are overwhelming that you have stumbled across one of these sad pathetic co-opted creatures that frequently masquerade as human beings. To be safe, simply do not vote for them or give them money (unless, of course, you are incredibly naive)! ;-)