Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Urgent Business Relationship

>>Date: Tue, Sep 23, 2008 at 1:18 PM
>>Subject: URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP
>>
>>DEAR AMERICAN:
>>
>>I NEED TO ASK YOU TO SUPPORT AN URGENT SECRET BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP
>>WITH A TRANSFER OF FUNDS OF GREAT MAGNITUDE.
>>
>>I AM MINISTRY OF THE TREASURY OF THE REPUBLIC OF AMERICA. MY
>>COUNTRY HAS HAD CRISIS THAT HAS CAUSED THE NEED FOR LARGE TRANSFER
>>OF FUNDS OF 800 BILLION DOLLARS US. IF YOU WOULD ASSIST ME IN THIS
>>TRANSFER, IT WOULD BE MOST PROFITABLE TO YOU.
>>
>>I AM WORKING WITH MR. PHIL GRAM, LOBBYIST FOR UBS, WHO WILL BE MY
>>REPLACEMENT AS MINISTRY OF THE TREASURY IN JANUARY. AS A SENATOR,
>>YOU MAY KNOW HIM AS THE LEADER OF THE AMERICAN BANKING DEREGULATION
>>MOVEMENT IN THE 1990S. THIS TRANSACTIN IS 100% SAFE.
>>
>>THIS IS A MATTER OF GREAT URGENCY. WE NEED A BLANK CHECK. WE NEED
>>THE FUNDS AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. WE CANNOT DIRECTLY TRANSFER THESE
>>FUNDS IN THE NAMES OF OUR CLOSE FRIENDS BECAUSE WE ARE CONSTANTLY
>>UNDER SURVEILLANCE. MY FAMILY LAWYER ADVISED ME THAT I SHOULD LOOK
>>FOR A RELIABLE AND TRUSTWORTHY PERSON WHO WILL ACT AS A NEXT OF KIN
>>SO THE FUNDS CAN BE TRANSFERRED.
>>
>>PLEASE REPLY WITH ALL OF YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, IRA AND COLLEGE FUND
>>ACCOUNT NUMBERS AND THOSE OF YOUR CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN TO
>>WALLSTREETBAILOUT@TREASURY.GOV SO THAT WE MAY TRANSFER YOUR
>>COMMISSION FOR THIS TRANSACTION. AFTER I RECEIVE THAT INFORMATION,
>>I WILL RESPOND WITH DETAILED INFORMATION ABOUT SAFEGUARDS THAT WILL
>>BE USED TO PROTECT THE FUNDS.
>>
>>YOURS FAITHFULLY MINISTER OF TREASURY PAULSON
>>

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