(A Response to the Idiot, Andy Borowitz of borowitzreport.com)
Dear Andy,
Dear Andy,
Nice piece on Nader and Bloomberg. Wow, I just laughed and laughed til my sides hurt. Ha ha ha. The way you vilified that guy .... Wow, ha ha ha .... Gosh, I am still laughing!
It is due to people like you and propaganda like yours that so many illiterate Democratic Party sheeple are mad at this great and honorable (and anything but egotistical) American. If you feel well-informed enough that you regularly publish your opinion on the web then you must also be aware that you are simply touting the corporate Dem line. That would make you a pretty evil guy in most people's book, but just in case you really are writing from some kind of info-vacuum (or just don't read much outside of People Magazine and the Sunday Times), let me fill you in on some facts.
You know what facts are right? You know, those little things that make up a bigger thing I like to call ... the truth? After reading and absorbing and analyzing and questioning my facts and my truth, you will be better informed. Then, when you write your next bonehead missive excoriating Ralph, we can all skip the pleasantries and KNOW that you are a fully informed evil propagandist and not just an idiot who doesn't know any better.
You know what facts are right? You know, those little things that make up a bigger thing I like to call ... the truth? After reading and absorbing and analyzing and questioning my facts and my truth, you will be better informed. Then, when you write your next bonehead missive excoriating Ralph, we can all skip the pleasantries and KNOW that you are a fully informed evil propagandist and not just an idiot who doesn't know any better.
1 - Gore won (as did Kerry). Why did these cowards back down and concede? Read some Palast for Christ's sakes!
2 - The difference in 2000 in Florida was 537 votes. More than 50,000 blacks were purged from the Florida voter roles. Do the math! Who's a bigger racist felon? Bush for stealing the vote from Black Floridians or Gore for allowing him to?
3 - There were SIX other indie or third party candidates on the Florida ballot in 2000. ALL of them had more than 537 votes. Gee, why was Ralph singled out?
4 - Ralph is not allowed in corporate media debates. He would slaughter the corporate stooges you are such a proud apologist for. I guess its not in an idiot's best interest to have real debate.
5 - Ten times more Dems voted for GW than voted for Nader in Florida.
Explain yourself or just eat some truth, you liar!
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